Random rant # 1

Dear Dr. P.,

Thank you for suffering from the usually extraordinarily annoying habit of underlining the important parts of a book with pencil. It comes in so handy when reading these books of yours, because it seems I'm always looking for the same answers that you were when reading your books.
It makes my life so much easier not actually having to read all the stuff in the book and being able to skip the unimportant pages. Thank you again!

Dear everyone else,

stop underlining random words in books that are not your own and that are of no value to me! It irritates me and everyone else who reads the book after you! I hate you.