Manic Monday Meme

Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.
What do you talk about?
Oh fuck. Thinking realistically I wouldn't have to give a speach because by the end of the meal everyone will be busy clawing each others eyes out, so my speech will probably only be with the phone operator on the other line of 911.

What's your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?
Staying at home, drinking tea, watching the rain and playing various games...

Are you a window person or an aisle person? Why?
Definitely window. I love to guess what is below there and I'm usually pretty good at guessing...