freaking mom

so this is the plan. i wanna freak out my mom about having kids...but how should i get her to talk about it, so i can make a stupid remark. i guess, with some practice I could deliver my line without laughing but that doesn't solve the problem of initiative...
well, I got my full shift of work to think about that. and since my boss is constantly around due to a tournament going on I can't really study for uni anyway...